January 2012
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Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
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hifivethesky:
jack-slenderman:
reversebladesword:
Wow Kaiba, you blindly drew Blue-Eyes! That’s pretty cool bro. Look how happy everyone is!
I mean like, that’s a pretty amazing draw, Kaiba.
Yuugi is especially impressed.
yugi is kaibas #1 fan
Yugi has a hidden shrine to Kaiba a la Helga from Hey Arnold.
You mean like this?
… Oh and let’s not forget the locket.
...
The 46th GIF in your folder is you on New Years,...
hifivethesky:
jack-slenderman:
thegifinyourfolder:
You:
Who you party with:
Who you clean up after:
Submitted by: Anon
me: who i party with: who i clean up after:
Accurate.
I just choked laughing.
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So I just noticed...
nacholatkes:
jewelebi:
Wait a second… …Hussie you clever son of a bitch
goddamnit hussie
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
andquoteme:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
Accurate .
December 2011
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant
David Tennant and Georgia Moffet to wed on New... →
lindsheyhey:
But really though, I’m happy for them. They’re adorable.
If they don’t last he can just marry me once I move to London.
Totally kidding.
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
bigbigtruck:
shellimouto:
litttlewitch:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
this is awesome
reblogging because anything that would reduce drunk driving is ace in my book
Disrespectful men will be disrespectful...
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Disney Heroes, by David Kawena
fightf0rurlife:
witch-breed:
fuckyeahimartsy:
wowfunniestposts:
lmao peter pan looks like zac efron
im sorry. but i cant even. lmfao.
looking at this made me feel a little gay.
I’d turn gay for half of this man if I weren’t already.
peter pan. unff.
deliciouskaek:
missing-e:
adamuhiramiya:
For anyone who was concerned:
I’ve spent some time looking through the publicly available source code for Missing e as well as comparing that to the installed extensions. There is no need to worry about any kind of data loss, privacy issues, or anything.
No data about your tumblr is ever sent back to the author. The only connection the extension...
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It is possible to do touchy humor correctly.
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
1) Be in the group you’re making up jokes on. 2) Actually be funny. As rarely as this happens, I BLEEV IT IS POSSIBLE
RUSSIAN AVENGERS TRAILER →
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No, alright, listen.
stfuconfederates:
bittergrapes:
If you laugh at racist jokes or tell them, you are racist.
If you laugh at sexist jokes or tell them, you are sexist.
If you laugh at cissexist jokes or tell them, you are cissexist.
So on and so on.
There is no difference between hate and humor, because humor is a powerful form of perpetuating hate. Trivializing real peoples’ pain into a cheap one-off joke...
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